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IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, Here's How It Works:
1. Open Your Library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put It On Shuffle
3. Press Play
4. For Every Question, Type The Song That's Playing
5. When You Go To A New Question, Press The Next Button
Opening Credits:
Rn to the Hills-Iron Maiden
Waking Up:
Oasis-Songbird
First Day At School:
The Girls-Calvin Harris
Falling In Love:
Plug in Baby-Muse
Fight Song:
Harder,Better,Faster-Daft Punk
Breaking Up:
The Truth-Good Charlotte
Prom:
Hounds of Love-Futureheads
Life's OK:
Fat Lip-Sum 41
Mental Breakdown:
I Predict a Riot-Kaiser Chiefs
Driving:
Basket Case-Green Day
Flashback:
Heartbeats-Jose Gonlzalez
Getting Back Together:
Staring at the Sun-The Offspring
Wedding:
Hey Joe- Jimi Hendrix
Birth of Child:
Just the way im feeling-Feeder
Final Battle:
Voodo Child (Slight Return)
Death Scene:
Last Train Home-Lostprophets
Funeral Song:
Unholy Confessions-Avenged Sevenfold
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How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
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=wats gud about a mountain biker=
1: They have strong fingers
2: They always know when to slow down and speed up
3: They have tremendous stamina and endurance
4: They always wear proper protection
5: They have the fastest \'lap\' times
6: They know how to work their tools
7: They Love getting dirty
8: The harder and faster they go the better.
9: They know how to work around tight areas with ease
10: They\'re always practicing so they can become better
=bikers are the best in bed!!!!
omg...i am the only one who draws gay bike pics.... come on guys draw more!!
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Got bord so here u go, its the 30ft!!! wooo
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