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Conor Magill <Magillionare>
"And the dott reaised it could become anything, so it became...magill"


<<<< :D Like the shorts....... no ..... i was forced..... by a witch ;)

"Have you seen my dog?" :D

"I can't say what i think it is"

glow stick glasses!!!!!

I think the hats worked, we looked so cool

Later...... lol that guy was creepy

I no you are but what am i... a garbage man... takes one to know one :O
Come Over here and ill kick you ass...... at nintendo :D

My pockets are wrickly- laura i think you may have cracked the code for most random line EVER

"thats a bramble of titus proportions"

"Rustyyyy spooonnnnn"

Na na, na na, na na, na Na Torres Torres

My laugh is now copyrighted as of 31/5/08 :L (c)

"aghhh im being attacked by a brush" :L what a wop

U all no you want my shoes.... yea even you reading this now...mmm

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Conor Magill's URL
http://www.bebo.com/Magillionare
Member Since
February 2006

Conor Magill says:
"VIVA ESPANIA" (5 day ago) me too!

The Other Half Of Me
Rori Pearce
No one calles him pearce, he wants answers!

music
Alter Bridge are awsome, also like switchfoot, simple plan, incubus, steriophonics, oasis, chillis, foo fighters, chris cornell + audioslave n soundgarden, chris daughtry also dont mind rap or dance music, aslong as the song aint too heavy/gangter/hardcore its all good..... unless your james blunt.... obviously
Films
Well i have been dubbed a film genious by Laura but really i just like random shit. *time for an update* this shit includes: Superbad (gracias to rory 4 the DVD) Anything with jim carey or will farrel or will smith for that matter. also you gotta love the southpark movie and the simpsons movie which was awsome and dont you dare argue :D The Matrix(all) Shawhank Redemption, LOTR, ANCHORMAN (obviously) and Bruce Almighty. Also the Simpsons Movie was class dont deny it.
Sports
badminton, football, gaelic, rugby, all sports really also enjoy watching Extereme Ironing :P (it really is a sport) and ovcource i am teh champ of the most tippish bedroom competition, no matter what laura may tell you :P
Scared Of
my incredibaly bad spelin And yea lets be honest giant killer ducks are pretty scary
Happiest When
laughing i like laughing hahaha, *cough*
unhappiest when
Bored and have nothing better to do i.e. update my bebo page
friends
basically any randomers that happen to pass buy... LIKE YOU

 

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Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting as that would mean failure is an option.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
0 Comment 127 day ago
Life as a soundtrack
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...just type it in man!

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Decided to do this again :O i wonder what will come up

Waking Up:
Follow through - Gavin Degraw (good if you no the song :L )


First Day At School:
Breakdown _ Daughtry


Falling In Love:
One - Alisha Keys

Loosing virginity:
Its time to dance - Panic! at the disco

Fight Song:
Run it :L - Chris Brown

Breaking Up:
Apple Bottom Jeans - T-pain lol that makes sence :S

Prom:
Cant tell me nothing - Kanye West

Life:
Cant change me - Chris Cornell (dam right aswell)


Mental Breakdown:
Save me - Alter Bridge


Flashback:
Next best thing - Endeverafter


Getting Back Together:
Get Low - lil john and the eastside boys :L


Wedding:
Pardon me - Incubus (i do love this song so its actually a posibility lol)


Birth of Child:
The great divide - Scott Stapp (and if you really think about it its true ;) )


Final Battle:
7 days in the sun - Feeder

Death Scene:
Hell yea - Rev theory

Funeral Song:
Little less conversation - Elvis lol i can see my funeral being like that :S

End Credits:
Wake me up when september ends - Greenday
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0 Comment 205 day ago
16 thing to do at tescos
16 THINGS TO DO AT TESCOS


1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

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Favourite Quotes

If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains

How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days?
[on test cricket]

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later

You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up! Now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep?! Look at the name tag, You're in my world now grandma!

[on the inventor of the Hokey Cokey]
[Stephen Fry] He died in 1996; what happened at his funeral?
[Alan Davies] Oh, it was terrible, they couldn't get him into his coffin.
[Stephen Fry] Why was that?
[Alan Davies] Well, they put the left leg in... Then the trouble started.

YA-TA!!

I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes

(to homeless guy) Eat shit bum!

Gary, you better call an astronomer, because this clotted cream is OUT OF THIS WORLD!

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

 

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piece of shit

well i did dra another piece of art work BUT it didnt turn out so good and the computer crashed its ass!!! grrr pished me rite off!!lol

ENJOY!!

:L :L :L :L :D :D :D :L :L :L

that's the msg i "owe" u!!!!lol
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i call it fat head!!
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watch out for dis creep :)
Burgar King creep
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Badminton dress-up :D
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Bored Webcam photos :D
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Day in dundalk v2
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Irish Open
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Photoshop Stuff
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SNARF
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Square Peggggg!!!
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Steriophonics
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Summer 08
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Trip to a Foreign Land (Dundalk :P)
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cars
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funney signs
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funny stuff
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liverpool
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Comments

Stephen Murphy
ther we go was that so hard XD mwhahahah im eatin waffles. . .

klass jan huntelaar wud do well at utd and no david villa for liverpool wat a shame ( RAGE!!!) bt liverpools worst blow harry kewell is gone :O :O its relegation nxt season wifout him :P

hav some luv in return
16 hour ago
Roisin Kennedy
morning magillionaire!! so gd nite las nite?! recovered?!-actually u seemed quite sensible compared 2 some!

poor auld tommy the taxi man had 2 listen 2 sum amount of shite on the way home!!!dnt think hed take us again-i was sitin behinad him screamin in his ear the hole way home!!! we al cam home las nite and walkd in2 the kitchen and mummy and daddy wer still up sittin at da table havin a cupa t and we practicaly fell thru the door so u can imagine what auld angie was thinkin! hahaha!

xxxxxxx
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1 day ago
Conor Magill
Can't a man get any peace :L
2 day ago
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Gemma Canavan
CONOR.............peg friday???????

b der r ....jus b der !!!!

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
3 day ago
Roisin Kennedy
Yo conor!!!!!!!! i believe u requestd a comment dat nite on msn, so here it is!!!
came home frm cardiff las nite 2 a summer spend in trainers shop :(
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but its all good, coz wer planning another, sophisticated, sensible, alcohol-free outting 2 the peg!! hahaha!!!!
hopin 2 go this fri if canavans aloud, so u make sure u b ther!!!!! and i dnt wana hear ne xcuses!!!!!! if billy and ming make u wrk, then u tell me and il take care of it and sort them out!!!!!!!!!!

Give Conor Magill your luv for today.
"Luv is the answer, but what's the question?"
xxxxx
3 day ago
Harry Chambers
Man i gt 1 of dem as well lmao :L
6 day ago
Conor Magill
Hey check out the comment below :L
1 week ago
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1 week ago via Mobile
Gemma Canavan
im goin 2mrw mornin buthankoo an i shall b expectin nothin less dan da red carpet i mean its an honour 4 me 2 even consider steppin fut inside the peg....hu do they think they r askn 4 I.D?? lol :L u betr b der conor,,,,der is a jack daniels an coke wit ur name on it (isn dat wat u drink?) lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
1 week ago
Finbar McMahon
u shud get 2 btls r sumthin 4 a c,o sum nite :L :L
1 week ago
Finbar McMahon
u shud try the buckfast magill ;)
1 week ago
Finbar McMahon
aye fosters is good, so is harp.. carlsergs gd 2 i lik it

magners is fuckin rotten i hate it drunk 2 much of it 1 nite

vodkas gd.. so is whiskey an i was drnkin bacardi last nite i lik it...

jagermeisters gd easy drunk n all but gives u a bad hangover =(
1 week ago
Finbar McMahon
=S

saturdays the best nite 2 4 goin out lol

wat do u drink?
1 week ago
Finbar McMahon
lol

thursdays na a good nite 4 goin ot lak wif work the next morning :( :(

bu i was off 2day :D so wasnt 2 bad

i was still full this morning wen i woke up =S
1 week ago
Finbar McMahon
anywer lak

usually lurgan bcus its handy

goin t concept in omagh next weekend :D

then gona go 2 coach n belmont sumtime 2 wen i get the time... weekends r all booked up lol... busy man
1 week ago
Finbar McMahon
goin out at 7
:)


wat disco things do use go 2?

have to them sum nite 4 the crac
1 week ago
Finbar McMahon
ano :P

ther cool

i want them
1 week ago
Finbar McMahon
ah well i had fun thats all that matters lol
1 week ago
Finbar McMahon
seen a taxi n ran ot in the middle of the road n stopped it lol



my mate got into a row wif sum fat girl then we followed her up the town givin her abuse... she went into a chapel 2 get away lol... we had fun
1 week ago
 
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