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Vinnie The Tractor <AlCoHoL-dRuGs-SeX>
"My life consists of sex, drugs, partys, gurls, mates and basketball. Not in that order"


Me at Dales 18th

'Cause we ain't playing up here in MAIREHAU' Yeyaa woop woop

Yeah well what can i say. My names nick but i get called Vinnie (don't ask). I go to Mairehau High and it's my final year. To all my fellow year 13's "we are as tight a peanut butter and jam/jelly (whichever you prefer). Im hard into my basketball MAIREHAU REPRESENT. Whether it's 1v1 or a proper game, me and my boyz will shit all over you and don't try deny it. Got to give a shout out to the black corner in good ol' classic's Henare, Dyl, Anthony and (but don't forget im the blackest there lol).

I wanna send a shout out to all the Mairehau Ballaz old and new,
You fuck with one of us, You fuck with the rest!!!!

92% of statistics are made up

Man it took me ages to come up with all that but it was worth it

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Male17
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Down for Whatever
Hometown
Christchurch
Vinnie The Tractor's URL
http://www.bebo.com/AlCoHoL-dRuGs-SeX
Member Since
December 2005

Vinnie The Tractor says:
"Watch my vid, its fucking crack up" (1 week ago) me too!

The Other Half Of Me
TiBbii
This chick is awesome, luv ya xox

Music
Korn, Disturbed, System Of A Down, Slipknot, Marilyn Manson, Jimi Hendrix, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Linkin Park, ACDC, Guns 'N' Roses, Black Sabbath, Queen, Opeth, Megadeath, Anthrax, Akon, Pitbull, Snoop Dogg, Dr Dre, Ying Yang Twins, 2pac, Bone Thugs 'N' Harmony, Notorious B.I.G Timbaland, Nelly, T.I, Xzibi, Ludacris and yeah they are the mains but there are more
Films
Underworld and Underworld Evolution, Four Brothers, Saw, Saw 2, Saw 3, Saw 4 See No Evil, Scary movie 1, 2, 3 and 4, Final Destination 1, 2 and 3, Blade 1, 2 and Blade Trinity, The Lost Boys, Queen Of The Damned, Childs Play 1, 2 and 3, Bride Of Chucky and Seed of Chucky, House Of 1000 Corpses and The Devils Rejects. Also most of Adam Sandler's movies (like Little Nicky and Happy Gilmore), The Hills Have Eyes 1 and 2, The Omen, Space Jam (that shit deserved an oscar), The Simpsons, South Park, Freddy Got Fingered, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks 1 and 2, Mall Rats, Dogma, andything like that really
Sports, Teams, Players
Sports - Basketball, Streetball, Soccer, Athletics. Teams - LA Lakers, Miami Heat, Chicago Bulls, Tall Blacks. Players - Luol Deng, Tyress Thomas, Kobe Bryant, Kirk Hinrich, Jerry Stackhouse, LeBron James, Micheal Jordan, Kirk Penny, Phil Jones, Pero Cameron, Casey Frank, Sean Marks, Steve Nash, Dwight Howard (Superman)
Scared Of
Pffft me afraid. Saying I'm afraid of anything is like saying that ALL male children's entertainers ( i.e wiggles teletubbies barney) are straight, It's just not possible and that's final
Happiest When
Listening to music, Playing basketball, Playing PS2, When I'm on the net talking to people, Sleeping, Eating food, Getting completley wasted, Hanging with my mates and just chilling, OOOOOOOO and sex can't forget the sex. Thats prity much my life, Yeah I rule

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the blonde test


*Blonde Test*
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[x ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x ] You have run into a lampost

T 0 T A L: 5

[x] You know that it is impossible to lick your elbow.
[x ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rythym.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

T 0 T A L: 6

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers
[x]You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

T 0 T A L: 3

[x ] You have fallen asleep at school
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[x ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

T 0 T A L: 5

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidently. (or purposely)-
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

T 0 T A L:5

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x ] You break a lot of things. *Accidentley*
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[ ] You had to use a calculator to add this up.

T 0 T A L: 5
A L L T 0 G E T H E R: 29


NOW, take that number and multiply it by 3

29 x 3 = 87% i think


I AM 72% blonde.
0 Comments 34 days ago
Operating Instructions
In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:

1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavored milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.

8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END.

9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

10. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

11. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. (The shoplifter special!)

12. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. (And that would be how?)

13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late! You lose!)

14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

15. On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. (Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)

16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. (As opposed to use in outer space?)

17. On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. (Now I'm curious.)

18. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. (Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)

19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. (I'm glad they cleared that up.)

20. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS. (What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)

21. On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY. (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

22. On some frozen dinners: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.

23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: FITS ONE HEAD.

24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine: DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

26. On Nightly sleep aid: WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. (Duh!)
0 Comments 120 days ago
beer troubleshooting
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.


SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.


SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.


SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself chained to bar.


SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.


SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.


SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.


SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.


SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender, take taxi home.


SYMPTOM: Truck suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.


SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and laughs.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy looking.


SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him.


SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.


SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.


SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.


SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.


SYMPTOM: Cold and unable to unlock door to hotel room.
FAULT: Woke up in hotel room, got up to go to bathroom and chose wrong door.
ACTION: Knock loudly on door to wake sleeping wife. If this fails, find hotel worker to unlock door for you
0 Comments 231 days ago
 

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Parties
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Random Times
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Drinkies
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Nationals party
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More of me and my m8s
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Peer Support Day
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My 16th
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These pictures are cool
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My Creations
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KoRn
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Rammstein
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Slipknot
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Greek Gods
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J O S H
:D unlucky :D

haha
3 days ago
J O S H
NICE NICE!!! congrats :D

but unlucky cus u fuck your ankle again T_T
3 days ago
J O S H
Hows the game? today
3 days ago
Scotty Riches
sup bro how yr been man. cum 2 my party on sat nite. 7 pm kick off
4 days ago
J O S H
smells.. haha :P
5 days ago
.Pork Chop.
looked like it ta me lol

how was ya day??
1 week ago
.Pork Chop.
yes sexy time without me, that is sooo unfair!!!!!!!!!
1 week ago
.Pork Chop.
miss you's :( :(
1 week ago
TheChamp
when you gonna come over next lol i think your mum still doesnt like me lol she hasnt since we meet lol i think its coz she in love with me lmao
2 weeks ago
Theo
cheers for the add.

who's this?
2 weeks ago
Anna D
your my family bonding guy!!!!!!!!!!!ofcoarse lol
3 weeks ago
Sal .
ahhh your skin hurts my eyes
3 weeks ago
J O S H
sup vinnie :D
3 weeks ago
Julia M
thx ya those are only my favorite pics
3 weeks ago
Julia M
thx right back to u....
i just ate half a pizza lol
I NEED FRIENDS!!!
lol i found some people but i dont think they go on no more
3 weeks ago
Julia M
ur page is flashy lol and not lonley lol
3 weeks ago
Danie
Danie the tractor. nice ring to it :P
3 weeks ago
Lorraine O' Sullivan
ah ryt kul
4 weeks ago
Lorraine O' Sullivan
Ya it does.. Wats it lik were u live?
4 weeks ago via Mobile
Lorraine O' Sullivan
Ya it never stops raining over here lol
4 weeks ago via Mobile
 
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