Its Oscar De La Pussca bitches, and I'm faabulous. J'adore my sequinned designer cat collar. A lovable feline Diva, I currently reside in an inner-city residence with my domestic staff Bodhi and Ronald, who look after me quite well.

I am happiest when attention is constantly lavished upon ones self. As to Moi's preferred food, two words m'kay - gourmet seafood. One finds that reclining on the bed or sofa whilst watching TV or DVD's a great way to while away the hours.

I also like to play with my ball, and generally flounce around the place with a natural air of authority. I am most scared of dogs, and narrow minded straight people.

I am absolutely gorgeous, and you simply MUST lurve me.

MEEEEEEOW!